I Dreamt I Ate Hay with French Butter

At lunch on Sunday, I told a woman who I will call Zinnia, that I wanted to be a writer. 

"Do you have a pseudonym?" She asked. 

I told her I didn't and she advised me that I needed one. Her blue eyes were behind dark sunglasses so I stared at her lips as we feasted on meats and champagne.

"And don't give it all away," she insisted.

She's a lawyer, has lived on a farm since the seventies and makes delicious desserts so I'm going to trust that she knows what she's talking about. This is about hay and butter.

The internet says to see hay in a dream means "the necessity of hard work; nothing in life comes easy." The internet says butter means it's a good dream. It was a lovely dream. Think Guido from Life is Beautiful: "What kind of place is this? It's beautiful. Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!"

Life is challenging, beautiful and butter is delicious.